Sure enough, it's a YAVP, but not a very festive one, because this should have been my first Ultra Ending... Anyways, here goes:
On the night little baby girl Blackish was born, a two-headed calf was born, meaning a 10% XP boost. Perfect for a gnome beastfighter!

This first section is not much more than a beginner's guide to doing an ultra ending, so if you have seen that, done that and have the T-shirt in your wardrobe, you can just skip to the second section.
After killing a beggar in Lawelin&*$$#^&blablabla she went to the small cave, fetched the WP blanket and straight to the UD. Got Executor as precrown. What a great gift for a beastfighter. Oh well, pretty smooth sailing from there on: Yrrigs quest, puppy cave, CoC, consumed the corpse of an invisible stalker there (munch-munch), pyramid, Griffyard, Thrundarr quests, blablabla, you know the drill. Fetched a blink dog corpse from ID4. Around this time I was about level 18 and bashing monsters quite comfortably. Went to FGGC, found a GGV (aww yeah) with Thunderstroke (AAAAWWWWW yeah!) and Celestrix. Still no AoLS or RoDS, so time to sip some Darkforge pools. Sure enough, after 7 or 8 sips: What do you wish for? Saved Kelly, did Water Temple, ToEF, Casino... Still no scroll of danger though. Went to D:8, dipped 9 rings into a blessed Potion of Exchange, which gave me an ordinary ring. Yippee! Gave the demented ratling Executor, Moon Sickle, Big Punch, Golden Gladius, Sword of Nonnak and some other thingamajig that I don't remember anymore. Used the wish for Scroll of Danger. Gave the old crone her thingies. Killed Keriax, ate him. Got crowned neutral with Nature's Companion. Around level 30 by now, so my beastfighter was getting seriously powerful. Went to the library, got the Weird Tome, traded it for SoCR. Cleared about 3 or 4 lesser dragon vaults, pounded Yulgash to a pulp (this time he summoned some goblins instead of the quicklling queens he summoned with my previous aspiring ultra ending character), ancient stone beast fell to my fists of fury, lured Nuurgy into the left part of Mana Temple with scroll of aggravation, shot him down with humanoid slayers. By now I'm around level 40, doing some seriously awesome damage. Killed Ssrraxxx*&^*%^ex IMMEDIATELY after Sharad-Waador asked me to. Well, immediately... That is, after getting rid of the emperor lich that stood in the way. Now I'm level 43. Time to do the greater fire creature vault I left on D:46. When I was done with that, I was level 50 and dealing godlike damage. Then I paid a visit to the Assassin Prince.

And this is where things got messy. Decided to kill Riurry (or was it Yrruir? Anyway, the white unicorn), got 6 PoGA. This got my alignment to N-. Then I went to kill Filk. I blast him with a wand of fireballs, suddenly my alignment is CN, my deity gets pissed, rains heavenly fury upon my person and sends about a dozen wraiths my way. Awwwwww crap... now I'm a fallen champion and POOF! there goes my ultra ending. Apparently killing Filk is a very chaotic act, and, obviously, I wasn't wearing an amulet of balance. I never hesitated to spoil myself wherever possible, but this little piece of spoiler information somehow didn't reach me, hehe.
Anyways, after this I just rushed to the Chaos Gate, pressed F1 and berserked everything in there, including the balors and Fisty. Which was really easy, just take a look at the stats. And those are with 15 corruptions. Closed the gate, got the fudge out of that fricking Drakelor Chain and agonized over what could have been.
Artifacts that have apparently been generated but I didn't notice because of laziness or not paying attention: Death's Sting, Staff of the Wanderer, Black Thumb, Boots of the Divine Messenger, Long Sting, Shirt of the Saints, Protector and Wyrmlance. Most of them weapons or shields anyways.

To recap: Beastfighters get so RIDICULOUSLY powerful in the end game it almost isn't funny anymore... This is by far the most powerful character I've ever had, and I'm quite confident it could have made the Ultra ending if not for this stupid slip up with Filk (though I'm not sure how the scintillating cave would have been). So I guess I'm gonna have to start from scratch again... Oh well, you live you learn, and at least this fuck-up didn't kill me.


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Blackish      St:49  Le:30  Wi:20  Dx:50  To:54  Ch:13  Ap: 5  Ma:42  Pe:33 CN
DV/PV: 44/36     H:1102(1102)  P:439(513)    Exp: 50/18630373   DrCh  Sp: 181
Berserk
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                            Background Information
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Name: Blackish            Race: female Gnome        Class: Beastfighter
Eye color: light blue     Hair color: black         Complexion: light
Height: 2'11"             Weight: 9 pounds          Scars: 6
Age: 269 (grown-up, 156 years of unnatural aging added in)
Star sign: Salamander     Birthday: 5/Salamander (day 125 of the year)

YOUR HISTORY:
        Your parents are traveling adventurers. They are doing moderately
 well but are talented enough to survive.
        As a child your parents cared a lot for you. Despite all
 circumstances you enjoyed a happy and fine childhood.
        As a youth you spent a lot of time in the wilds exploring woods and
 generally enjoying your freedom. You had a lot of fun and learned to value
 the treasures of nature.
        Your young adulthood was characterized by hard and long work. You
 had decided to study under a renowned master. To your great disappointment
 you had to find out, that he was a hard, unjust and tyrannic man,
 embittered by his old age. Your apprentice years were quite terrible.
        You decided to become a Beastfighter.


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                                  Inventory
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Total weight: 15793 stones                Carrying capacity: 26553 stones

He: uncursed eternium cap [+0, +4]                                    [28s]
Ne: uncursed amulet of free action                                     [3s]
Bo: blessed fine leather armor (named) (+2, +0) [+2, +8] (+15 spd)   [120s]
Gi: blessed girdle of carrying [+0, +0]                               [15s]
Cl: uncursed cloak of defense [+4, +0]                                [20s]
RH: -
LH: -
RR: uncursed ring of regeneration                                      [1s]
LR: uncursed ring of slaying (+6 melee damage, +6 missile damage)      [1s]
Br: uncursed bracers of regeneration [+0, +0]                         [18s]
Ga: uncursed thick gauntlets (-1, -2) [+0, +2]                        [15s]
Bo: blessed seven league boots [+2, +0]                               [30s]
MW: uncursed heavy crossbow of accuracy (+12, +3)                    [140s]
Mi: bundle of 19 uncursed quarrels (+1, 2d6)                          [38s]
Tl: -





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                                Weapon Skills
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Melee weapon           Lvl   Hit   Dam   DV   Level          Required marks
---------------------  ---   ---   ---   --   -------------  --------------
Unarmed fighting        14   +12   +10  +10   Mastery              4714
Daggers & knives         0    +0    +0   +0   unskilled            15
Clubs & hammers          0    +0    +0   +0   unskilled            15
Maces & flails           0    +0    +0   +0   unskilled            15
Swords                   0    +0    +0   +0   unskilled            15
Axes                     0    +0    +0   +0   unskilled            15
Whips                    0    +0    +0   +0   unskilled            15
Pole arms                0    +0    +0   +0   unskilled            15
Twohanded weapons        0    +0    +0   +0   unskilled            15
Staves                   0    +0    +0   +0   unskilled            15

Missile weapon         Lvl   Hit   Dam   Ra   Level          Required marks
---------------------  ---   ---   ---   --   -------------  --------------
Slings                   0    +0    +0   +0   unskilled            7
Bows                     7   +14   +10   +2   skilled              136
Crossbows               10   +20   +15   +3   excellent            558
Thrown axes & hammers    0    +0    +0   +0   unskilled            7
Thrown daggers           0    +0    +0   +0   unskilled            7
Thrown rocks & clubs     1    +2    +1   +0   basic                12
Thrown spears            0    +0    +0   +0   unskilled            7
Boomerangs & scurgari    0    +0    +0   +0   unskilled            7

Shields                Lvl   DV               Level          Required marks
---------------------  ---   ---              -------------  --------------
Shields                  0    +0              unskilled            15


Damage caused with your melee weapons:
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Right hand: +214 bonus to hit, 1d36+87 damage


Damage caused with your missile weapons:
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Ammunition: 19, base range: 15, +96 bonus to hit, 2d6+44 damage




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  Athletics ............100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Climbing .............100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Dodge ................100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  First aid ............100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Fletchery ............ 55    (good)         [+2d4] (mr)
  Gemology ............. 86    (great)        [+1]
  Haggling ............. 49    (fair)         [+1d3]
  Healing ..............100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Herbalism ............100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Listening ............100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Literacy .............100    (superb)       [+1]
  Mining ............... 73    (great)        [+1d3]
  Pick pockets ......... 78    (great)        [+1d3]
  Stealth ..............100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Survival .............100    (superb)       [+1d5]
  Swimming .............100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Ventriloquism ........ 84    (great)        [+1d3]


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   Bless        :    12,  12pp     (Effectivity: +0)
   Light        :   247,   2pp     (Effectivity: +2)
   Magic Missile:   198,   7pp     (Effectivity: +1)


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                            Effects of Corruption
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Your eye(s) turned black (Pe: +3).
You exhale sulphur (Ch: -4).
Your close attunement to corrupted astral space allows teleportation.
You have grown thorns (3d3 melee damage, Dx: -2, Ap: -3).
You thrive on the flesh of Order.
You are surrounded by an unholy aura (Ch: -10, DV: +6).
You sport gills (Ap: -3, water breathing).
Your corrupted tissue seems to heal much faster.
The voice of ChAoS whispers disturbing secrets into your thoughts (Le: +4,
Wi: -6, Ma: +2).
You are a living mana battery.
Poison drips from your hands.
You hate the sun and try to blot it.
Your blood is freezing cold (Dx: -2, Ap: -1, -10 speed).
You have become very light (1/10 weight, St: -6, Dx: +4, To: -6, Ap: -6, +20
speed).
Your antennae explore the details of your environment (Ap: -4).


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                              Her further life:
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After she leaves the Drakalor Chain she is welcomed by her people with great
honors. They acknowledge her noble deeds, her valor, her cunning and her
great skills that helped to prevent the complete destruction of the world
she knows. Her severe taint by the forces of Chaos prevents her from ever
leading a normal life. She always remembers the glorious deeds that took her
life away. Her sacrifice is remembered in the stories of her people, but not
in their hearts. She ends her life in loneliness and isolation.

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              Her achievements during her battles:
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Blackish, the gnomish beastfighter, saved the world with her brave efforts
while saving herself 17 times.
She scored 8866080 points and advanced to level 50.
She survived for 0 years, 101 days, 7 hours, 3 minutes and 38 seconds
(108453 turns).
Blackish visited 137 places.
Her strength score was modified by +32 during her career.
Her learning score was modified by +14 during her career.
Her willpower score was modified by +22 during her career.
Her dexterity score was modified by +23 during her career.
Her toughness score was modified by +33 during her career.
Her charisma score was modified by +16 during her career.
Her appearance score was modified by +14 during her career.
Her mana score was modified by +18 during her career.
Her perception score was modified by +16 during her career.
She was unnaturally aged by 156 years.
She was the champion of the arena.
She defeated the arch enemy of a mighty karmic wyrm.
She saved Khelavaster from certain death.
She left the Drakalor Chain after completing her quest and became a famous
heroine.
5860 monsters perished under her attacks.
The following 32 artifacts were generated during her adventure:
  the si
  the scythe of corruption "Moon Sickle"
  the potion of literacy
  the golden gladius "Death's Sting"
  the Chaos Orb of Elemental Water
  the Chaos Orb of Elemental Air
  the Chaos Orb of Elemental Fire
  the Chaos Orb of Elemental Earth
  the obsidian quarrel "Thunderstroke"
  the staff of the Wanderer
  the heavy cudgel "Black Thumb"
  the lead-filled mace "Big Punch"
  the girdle of the emperors "Celestrix"
  the sword of Nonnak
  the elemental gauntlets
  the ring of the High Kings
  the phial of Caladriel
  the crown of science
  the ancient mummy wrapping
  the ankh
  the boots of the divine messenger
  the Crown of Chaos
  the Medal of Chaos
  the glaive "Long Sting"
  the Shirt of the Saints
  the Chaos Orb of Elemental Mana
  the black rune-covered dagger "Needle"
  the fine leather armor "Nature's Companion"
  the jet-black battle axe "Executor"
  the medium obsidian shield "Protector"
  the weird tome
  the rune-covered halberd "Wyrmlance"
She possessed the following intrinsics:
  She was fire resistant.
  She was poison resistant.
  She was cold resistant.
  She was acid resistant.
  She was lucky.
  Fate smiled upon her.
  She was sleep resistant.
  She was able to teleport.
  She was able to control teleportation.
  She was stun resistant.
  She was paralyzation resistant (gained through an item).
  She was shock resistant.
  She was able to see invisible things.
  She was immune to shock attacks (gained through an item).
  She was immune to fire attacks (gained through an item).
  She was immune to ice attacks.
  She was able to breathe water.
She had the following talents: Aggressive, Alert, Beast of Burden, Brawler,
Good Shot, Greased Lightning, Hardy, Immune to Pain, Iron Skin, Long Stride,
Master Packager, Miser, Porter, Quick, Steel Skin, Tough Skin, Treasure
Hunter, Very Quick.
She had a final speed score of 181 (final base speed: 176).
She was not very pious.
She asked for 2 divine interventions.
She was chaotically aligned.
She was a fallen champion.
She was severely tainted by Chaos.