*poof*
"Mortal, I thank thee for thy gen-"
*poof*
"Mortal, once again I-"
*poof*
"Mortal, truly this-"
*poof*
"Hey now, isnt this-"
*poof*
"Hold on for just a-"
*poof*
"Are you even listening to-"
*poof*
"Enough with the-"
*poof*
"Okay, that's it. Poof."
Your equipment turns to dust!